with riffs like this, you gotta do stuff like that

ok ladies and genitalia,
the album you have all been anticipating is FINALLY HERE! thats right, you can now get your dirty hands on a fresh hot copy of the new chet stedman album!!

HALF MAN, HALF BEAST, HALF LAZER

featuring the following tracks:

1. do you be badass?
2. 80085
3. it was hard, now my kidneys and liver hurt
4. know your enemy's screen name (instrumental)
5. are all the children in? (re- recorded, better version)
6. the enforcer
7. for zorro

"You guys sound like nirvana, with more chords........ ALOT MORE CHORDS."
- some kid at a show.



this album has been in the making for about a year. starting last summer when we recorded it at SHRED HEAVEN in DC with jeff from CITY OF CATERPILLAR. the cd comes in a plastic bag with 2 page booklet featuring all the lyrics written out (both ryans and drews) and some delicious artwork by our own, chuck jhonson. the cd itself is silver and says CHET STEDMAN in black ink. the cd clocks in just under 20 minuets, features group vocals with chet stedman and lyle, says the F word 5 times, and is filled with enough riffs to make a crippled walk again.

now im sure your asking, what would one pay for such an amazing, soon to be OOP album? well hold on to your dicks. this cd will be on sale for the incredible low price of 5 fuck dollars!! but you better act fast, cuz these things are selling out like a SXE kid's 21st birthday!

you can purchase one from me or chuck or at our show on friday, at the tavern.
or contact us on myspace at: www.myspace.com/chetstedman
or: chetstedmanNC@yahoo.com
also, ill bring some to raleigh with me on sunday for the gospel show.

coming this summer: Chet Stedman Chest 7"

city of caterpillar